Sunday, November 3, 2013

Can You Squeeze In a Massage?

Having a tough day?

Mean guys knocking you down and trying
to take your football?

Need to relax?

You're killing me. You are literally killing me.

Looking for something new in your life?

Dig deeper, grasshopper.
Maybe you should try python massage.

Weren't expecting that, were you?

Python massage is a thing.

Hi, I'm Sven. I'll be your massssssseur today.
These highly trained therapeutic serpents are ready to slither your cares away.

So, you a Cowboys fan? Uh-huh, that's nice.
I realize this may be a polarizing idea. Some people think the idea of having warm, heavy reptiles draped across their body is awesome.

Mmmm...musky.
Others, not so much.

Everyone has their own take on things, I guess.
Myself, I would totally go for it.

So...many...snakes.
Except, you know, I have an unfortunate sensitivity to snakeskin. Yeah. Makes me break out. So, darn.

Oh, OK. :(
Still...python massage, theoretically great.

Love you, snakey.
Your mileage may vary.

5 comments:

  1. I have heard a lot about the Python massage therapy as ini this process trained puthons are put on the back of the person to be relaxed and the warm body of Python roles over the body and body relaxes but I usually go for acupuncture session and now thinking to also have this python massage.

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  2. There are a lot of methods through which massage is done in the patients like you have described but Massage near Collary is done by totally a professional who knows that how to provide relief to the patient.

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  3. I am really impressed to know about Python massage therapy. Their all the system and providing quality are really attractive. I also go here and I very happy to now. If you want to know about it you can follow this article.

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