A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced his altitude and spotted a another man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man on the ground shouted up: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be a Republican," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man on the ground. "How did you know?"
"Because," said the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but it doesn't do me any good and makes you sound like kind of an asshole."
The man below said, "And you must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"
"Well," said the Republican, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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Outstanding! (and I was honored to meet you today! BTW)
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