Saturday, May 28, 2011

Blogathon: Diplomacy, Hillary Clinton Style

U.S. officials, including Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, have been meeting with Pakistani leaders to urge Pakistan to provide intelligence about militants who may be hiding out there.  The meetings understandably have been tense. I'm no expert on body language, but I believe this photo of a meeting between Secretary Clinton and Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari contains subtle clues about how those meetings are going.

Zardari: No, really, bite me. I am serious. Bite my big one.
Clinton: Honey, even if I wanted to, it was easier to spot bin Laden's compound
on Google Earth than it would be to find that small a target.
Maybe he should talk to Bill Clinton about how it feels to have Hillary bust your balls before he goes all Mr. Tough Guy around her. Just a thought.

"...and when he started to disrespect me,
I totally bitch-slapped his Muslim ass."
Mr. Zardari, give up the names we're looking for. Seriously, you do not want this woman going Abbottabad on you. She will cut into you like an episode of "Celebrity Apprentice" and have your skin made into an unflattering pantsuit. Believe it.

You go, Hillary.

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