Cheap tequila can let you down. But one thing never will.
The reason they sell these in a four-pack is so Daddy gets one, Mommy gets one, Daughter gets one, and Mommy gets another one.
Mommy may eat her first one before Easter morning. With a margarita. Might make that cheap tequila taste better. Even if it doesn't, it's worth trying.
Happy Easter to all my readers from Always Drunk!