"Ode to a Fifteen-Year-Old Boy Wearing a Led Zeppelin T-Shirt Holding a Copy of Houses of the Holy in One Hand and a Bong in the Other"
It's not pronounced "Dire Maker"
It's pronounced "Jamaica"
"I took my girlfriend to the Caribbean"
"No, she wanted to go"
Now get a girlfriend
And read something
Other than Tolkien.
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